Beer and wine drinkers couldn’t possibly mix in a world where they need their own personal bottle openers. If one bottle opener could come together and open both beer and wine, then they could learn to party together. Thankfully, Fred is more than happy to supply this Handlebar Corkscrew. It’ll let you show your appreciation for one of the manliest mustaches ever worn, plus you’ll never be stuck with only beer or only wine. It took a little digging, but I did find a seller for these. They’re supposed to come into stock sometime this August for $12.95 a piece at Pop Deluxe.