When a bunch of guys band together, some of them bond through talk about cars and invariably, women, with a can of beer in hand. Why not bring together at least two of the topics into one, thanks to the Booby Beer Cover? This will no doubt offend a fair number of females out there, but it is perfect to cover the mouth area of any canned beverage, so why not make it a cold one in the process? It will bring you one step to suckling any way you like, and is perfect as a gag gift in an open minded family party. It costs $5.98 a boob, er, pop.