Animated Rising Vampire

by edwin - on August 30th, 2010

animated-vampireHalloween’s coming along nicely, and you might want to prepare your home to scare the wits out of trick-or-treaters with the $129.95 Animated Rising Vampire. This is a self-inflating vampire (using air and not blood, thank the heavens!), where he will rise from his 6-foot long coffin to greet Halloween revelers with a bloodthirsty, fanged grin. His sense of timing is immaculate, lifting the lid and peering out every ten seconds automatically, he will return to a supine position slowly and close the coffin after that. Needless to say, since he doesn’t have telekinetic powers, the vampire’s hand will be attached to the lid as if he’s holding it open, and he is classically clad in a black tuxedo, cape, and red cummerbund. The lights in the display itself can last up to 3,000 hours – which ought to last you for a fair number of years.

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