Using the porcelain throne is an ancient task, sure it’s not polite to talk about in public, but it’s very important.  To show the gravity of such a situation, mount this knight to personally hand you your toilet paper every single time you need it.  Perhaps when they see this solemn knight they’ll fully understand the importance of their own task.  You can purchase it for $39.95 through Design Toscano.

Source: GreenHead