Cutting onions isn’t my favorite kitchen task and I know I’m not alone in that. However, I’m not about to buy a piece of metal to place on my tongue just to avoid the tears that sometimes flow while onions are present. If I were to do anything I’d pick up a pair of the silly Onion Goggles. Sure, they’re slightly more money than the Onion Bully, but they’re a whole lot less ridiculous. Should you not mind jamming something like this in your mouth you can pick up one for $10.