If you have breakfast on the brain after you’ve managed to get a small wound, these band-aids are just the thing to make that bleeding stop.  Each one either looks like an egg or bacon, making your body one giant frying pan.  To order yourself a tin of these, it’ll cost you $4.95 through MerchBot.  When you pick it up you’ll get 7 of the bacon and 7 egg bandages.

Source: Bookofjoe