Let’s say you’ve had a baby and you want them to adore bacon as much as you do. Well thankfully someone is way ahead of you. Now you can give them bacon flavored baby formula. It’s the perfect solution! While also giving your baby a love of bacon it will make them an exceptionally advanced child. Just spend $19.99 at the J&D Bacon Shop. Don’t worry, it very much appears to be a fake product, but it’s still awesome.