Alarm clocks are dime a dozen, and this time we have the Stoplight Sleep Enhancing Clock to keep us entertained. What’s so great or funny about this? Well, you get a lovingly sculpted bear figure located right next to the stoplight that boasts red and green lights which can be set by parents. It includes a digital clock for easy reading of time by the little ones, alongside an optional beeping function. Whenever the red light is turned on, the kids are supposed to stop whatever monkey business they’re involved in at the moment and head to bed. Yeah, right – as though they’ll let a $34.99 device dictate what they can or cannot do. No idea on why it is called a Sleep Enhancing Clock though, making it deserve a place on our pages.