If you need a cane, but still want to avoid that feeble look, this is the cane for you. Not only will this support your weight, but you get to cling to a grenade. Then when you’re feeling threatened there’s a sword hidden inside the cane. It’s not exactly something I’d advise taking into an airport or any government type buildings though. You can purchase your very own for $29.88 through King of Swords.