If you need to find someone a special gift for their birthday, get the the gift of heartburn. It’s bound to get burned into their brain for all time. Perhaps it won’t be the best of things that they remember just who gave them one of the most painful nights of their lives, but it’s worth the risk. After all, the bottle is perfectly honest about what exactly it’ll do to the person ingesting it. You can purchase it for $4.99 through Taylor Gifts.