Those of you Monty Python fans know the creative insults that come pouring out of any and all Monty Python productions. Well now you can have a keychain to keep those insults handy for whenever you need them. This keychain has 17 different sayings straight from the actual Monty Python crew. Such as, “I wave my private parts at your aunties” and “Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.” You can purchase the keychain for £3.49 or about $6 through Play.com.