Public toilets would do well to have the Jokes Toilet Roll in their stalls, considering it beats those crude writings and graffiti as it offers more than a good laugh. Living up to its name, this toilet roll is a literal string of jokes, ready to split your sides to expedite the passage of peristalsis in your intestines. Apart from that, it would also be a suitable novelty gift for those who loves a good bathroom read. After all, you would certainly feel miserable with a terrible tummy ache while waiting for the churning inside to stop, so why not have some jokes to lighten up your mood? The Jokes Toilet Roll would retail for £3.99 a pop.