If you truly deeply dislike sweeping up hair after a haircut, well now you can have a giant cone to wear around your neck.  Sure you’ll feel like a dog being forced to stop biting their stitches, but the floor will be clean.  It adjusts to fit any neck size for both kids and adults.  Just pay $7.98 to Taylor Gifts and this Haircut Umbrella could be yours.

Source: RGS