At some point there are so many candles on the cake that you about burn down the house with every birthday that goes by. You might as well just be blunt about the whole affair and have a good laugh while you’re at it. These candles say things the way they really are, “You’re Old”. You can also pick up the equally humorous set that states, “Lost Count”. You can purchase one of the set for £2.95 or about $5 through Genie Gadgets.