Now this is the thing to take to a stuffy office with zero personality. With this around, no matter how plain your surroundings, they’ll instantly be much more interesting. You may get a few strange looks for having a skull that staples and stores paperclips inside its head. At least you’ll be unique, which is a bonus when you’re living in a black and tan world filled with stuffy suits and khaki pants. Of course this stapler isn’t out just yet, it’ll cost you $49 through Pylones once it is released. You can expect to see it shipping out this March.