Fleur d’Amour

by edwin - on January 27th, 2010

FleurDAmourI must say, anyone who needs the £3.49 Fleur d’Amour must be a pretty unimaginative lover. After all, this single stalk of fake red rose holds intimate ideas and sensuous suggestions on the inside of each petal, ranging from ‘Talk Dirty’ to ‘Share a fantasy’. You definitely won’t need someone to give such basic instructions if you’re in love, don’t you think? At least the petals will bend back into place afterwards for you to hand it down to your younger brother who is just discovering this new species called women.

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