Some people see the Christmas season as a grand thing and get excited every single year. Others with family that make you completely crazy see it as a point when it’s best to just stay drunk at all times. If you’re the drunken sort, this is the Santa hat for you. Just slip on the jolly hat and you’ll have two beers and a straw attached to your head. Suddenly the holidays don’t seem so bad anymore. You can purchase the hat for $16.