Guess you’re always worth more dead than alive, eh, especially if you’re a celebrity? That seems to be the common denominator among all dead celebs, with Michael Jackson being no exception. Well, you can now own a memory of Michael at the pinnacle of his career back when Thriller took the world by storm, thanks to the bathroom buddy known as the Michael Jackson Thriller Celebriduck. This rubber ducking truly recreates the look of the King of Pop, including his signature red leather jacket and locks. Measuring 4″ tall and a similar figure wide, each $9.95 purchase is marked with a special edition logo at the bottom.