Why is he happy? We guess that’s coz he’s got a huge boner waiting to be of service, opening up a bottle of happy juice for you to drown the day’s sorrows away. Retailing for £4.99 each, the Happy Man Bottle Opener does boast a rather perverted love for bottles, and it seems that he is suffering from a permanent overdose of Viagra as well. Perfect for whipping it out during a guys’ night out and sharing stories of conquests with one another (which are mostly fake anyways, but have been trumped up to make you sound more impressive than others).
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Ebee 11.11.09 at 8:41 am
I think his weiner would be pretty sore after a long night of drinking and opening bottles.
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