Now here’s a surefire way for you to lose all your friends – whenever you see them with a cracked lip, why not play the role of a Good Samaritan and offer them your lip balm? Watch their looks of gratitude turn into one of bewilderment, followed by some choice curses that would even make the most hardy pirate blush. After all, we’re pretty sure nobody would appreciate the Wasabi Lip Balm unless it is smeared all over their favorite sushi. At least it is touted to come “without the tear-inducing shock to your sinuses”. The Wasabi Lip Balm is going for $3.99 per tube.