The Hamburger USB Hand Warmer is more likely to appeal to the guys out there. Well now the women can have an equally ridiculous, yet slightly more feminine USB Mouse Pad. Yes, it’s still ugly, but you’ll have nice warm hands. Well at least you’ll have one hand that stays warm all the time. I think you can guess which hand that would be. In order to purchase your very own, it’ll cost you $13 from USB Brando.