A phone is a phone – right? Apparently not, and if you’ve got a loose screw or misplaced marble somewhere, then the Fire Extinguisher Phone ought to grace your living room. The keys are located on the underside of the faux fire extinguisher, where you will also get redial and flash buttons as well. It might look special and innovative, but in the event of a fire, this is a useless device (save for the fact that it can dial 911), and someone new in your home might actually mistake it for a real fire extinguisher in an emergency which could potentially lead to a fatal loss. Willing to part with $22 for this now?