Alright apparently someone decided to take a slight cue from the USB Humping Dog and create the USB Crunching Dog instead. Well sure, if sex doesn’t sell, then surely the health nuts will get into these. That seems like a perfectly practical plan. Plus, at Think Geek, these Crunching Dogs will cost you the exact same amount as their slightly pervy cousins. You can purchase them for $9.99 and no, there is absolutely no point to these. They don’t even store any data, they just crunch away when they’re plugged into your USB port.