Those of you with a swearing problem that you’d like to kick might need this Swear Bank. No, it’s not a bank that cusses at you every time you drop in some cash. This bank charges you every time you utter a swear word. The worse the word, the more it’ll cost you. Of course I doubt the bank actually knows when you’ve said something truly awful. However, that’s what the product page claims anyway. If you’re tossing away cash every time you cuss, maybe it’ll make you kick the habit. You can purchase the bank for $14 from Uncommon Goods.