Security Guard Keyfinder

by edwin - on September 7th, 2009

Are you a klutz who has trouble keeping things where they are supposed to be? Do you happen to find it difficult to make sure your keys are hung on the same place each day so you won’t need to make a frenzied search the next morning while you’re already late for work? The Security Guard Keyfinder ought to be the thing to purchase, as all you need to do is whistle (loudly, we presume), and he’ll pick it up by saying, “I’m over here!” so that you can aurally locate him (and your bunch of keys attached, of course). This pretty serious looking security guard will retail for £7.99 a pop.

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