Here’s one way to protect your cuts and scratches while they’re healing. Instead of just using your average tan band-aid, you can cover it in a mustache. Everything becomes ten times cooler with a mustache on it. Of course it’ll also make your wound look like it has a strange growth on it, but it’s a small price to pay to become truly awesome. You can purchase the box of 25 bandages for $7 from Urban Outfitters.