No idea which part of the seven seas this pirate has sailed off to only to return with an extra pair of eyes – and we don’t mean wearing a pair of glasses, either. This mutant pirate has also seemingly attained super strong teeth in the process, allowing him to pop open any stubborn bottles for your drunken revelry. He won’t be too happy knowing that you and your mates have polished off his secret stash of rum though. Expect to fork out $12 for this puppy.
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