Are you what the world deems as “over the hill”? Why not live up to that label then with the irritating Old Fart Slippers. At least it puts you on par with little kids where the irritating level is concerned, applicable to tiny tots who wear those shoes that squeak with each step – albeit yours will let rip a fart instead. Use this with some stink spray and you’re guaranteed to lose all your family members and friends, fast! Perfect for both men and women who want a good laugh, one size fits most. The Old Fart Slippers are going for $19.95 a pair.