Your life can now be complete, you can own a can full of artificial crap. On the up side of things, at least they were kind enough to make it artificial. Apparently not only does it look like crap, it’s been created to be scented like it as well. It looks just nasty enough that even if someone doesn’t believe it’s real crap, they’re still not going to want to go anywhere near it. You can purchase your very own can for $5.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed.