Surely you’re too old to play with a train set? The Corded Train Phone Telephone brings back fond memories of your younger days where life meant waking up and playing with your toys all day long, but this one apparently connects to your landline to make for a truly unorthodox phone in any home. Heck, it is even equipped with flashlight functionality just in case you need some light to write down a number in the middle of the night, while a whistle lends an air of realism to the entire handset. Other features include tone/pulse switchable, last number redial, mute button and pause function. The Corded Train Phone Telephone is going for $29.69 and is powered by a trio of R14 batteries.