Have a kink in your neck? Well then buy a tortoise to help rub that kink out. This turtle will vibrate away all of your aches and pains while you’re stuck at you desk. Just press his feet on the spot that hurts and he’ll get the job done. This small portable turtle uses two different methods to stay powered, you can either put in 2 AA batteries or plug him into your USB port. I have no idea why he needs both methods, but he does. You can purchase the Tortoise Massager for $10 from Brando.