Parents are all the time getting out of work to take care of their kids.  It’s just not fair.  Well now you can purchase a kit to help you fake having a kid.  You get to name your kid and display their photo and artwork at your desk.  No one will doubt that you have a little one, you’ll just have to somehow dodge introducing your kid to anyone at the office.  After you’ve made up a kid, you’ll have a ready made excuse to get out of anything.  To purchase your own it will cost you $19.95.

Source: Crunchgear