There’s no need to eat your food like a normal person. Eat everything with chopsticks in the shape of lightsabers. Then every meal will be proof of your control over the Force. These lightsaber chopsticks can be preordered in blue, green and red versions. Tragically, there is no purple lightsaber. These won’t be out until 2010, but you can preorder them on the Japan version of Amazon for ¥960 or about $10.