This has to be the most terrifying hot dog roaster in existence. Who knew that cooking hot dogs could creep out your neighbors quite so much? It’s called the Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster, which Cthulhu was a octopus headed sea creature out of the story called Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft. This can roast about six different hot dogs at once. You can purchase it for $35 from Roast My Weenie, which has specialized in disturbing hot dog and marshmallow roasters in the past.