Avast, me hearties! The Paint Your Own Pirate Chest Money Box is here to exemplify just how cheap of a person you are. After all, it retails for roughly $6 a pop, and comes unpainted as a ceramic chest, although you do get a paint kit to go along, where you can opt to cover it with colors of your choice without having to oven cure it. Once you’re done, you can start stuffing coins and other worthy items down its crack to start amassing wealth for the next generation.

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