If you’re tired of drinking through those normal straws, these will change things up. Now you can suck your favorite alcohol through a light up straw. Of course they don’t stay that way, eventually the light dies off. The product site does say though that if you use them “intermittently” though, they’ll last for dozens of hours. That still seems a little ridiculous when they’re sold in sets of 4 for $14.99. Instead you could buy a crazy straw with lots of loops. That fun never ends.