I have yet to meet a man (or woman, for that matter) who loves mosquitoes and can live with them. For those who hate mosquitoes and find it extremely hard to get up in the mornings, the Buzzing Mosquito Alarm Clock is just the ticket. It won’t wake you up with singing of birds or the bubbling of a brook, but will instead use the irritating buzz of a mosquito to move you out of bed. Of course, it would be nicer if it is connected to a special bed with hidden pin points that simulate a mosquito bite, but something like that will never catch on. Alternatively, you can save yourself $25.95 instead of purchasing this by letting your kids annoy you out of bed.