This is one lamp that will definitely keep your guests on edge. The absolute best spot for it, in my opinion, is the guest bedroom. If you don’t want them to linger too long, this lamp is definitely going to make sure they keep their stay short and sweet. Of course there will be the occasional guest who finds the lamp as hilarious as you do, so it’s not entirely fool proof. This lamp is a design concocted by Sebastian Errazuiz. So this isn’t up for purchase, but it is an idea you could present to your local taxidermist if you’re feeling a touch on the sadistic side.