Be proud of your murderous heritage with the Evidence Bloody Cutting Knife from Baron Bob, where this 8” stainless steel chef’s knife is bound to elicit a gasp of surprise from your guests whenever you bring it out to carve a turkey or baked chicken open. They might even stop coming over to your place once they snoop around the kitchen only to discover this, which is well and good since you’re antisocial anyways. This Evidence Chopping Knife will appeal to those with a warped sense of humor, retailing for $14.95 a pop.