If you can’t stand that you can’t grow a mustache, now you’re in luck. You can attach this mustache to a bottle of whatever you’re drinking and have a classic or even whimsical mustache. There are four different types, there’s the Winnipeg, the Beans for Breakfast, the Box Car, and finally the Stromboli. All of which are a sure fire way to attract the ladies. Sadly these are still in the design mode, if they ever make it past that though, they’d be perfect to be sold on Perpetual Kid.