This one’s for the ladies – there are times when you just want to have a little personal pampering without the emotional attachment of having a male partner around. Well, the Dinky Digger offers a humorous take by coming in a streamlined form factor of a mole, paying tribute to where moles work – under dark, damp conditions. The shape itself also doubles up as a decoy just in case you are careless enough to leave this in full view of kids, where they might mistake it for some sort of rubber toy of mummy’s. Nice to see this ‘pet’ mole stand erect at all times, retailing for $99.95 a pop.

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