If you don’t have nearly enough squirrels on your lawn, you might as well pick up an artificial one. Then if you’re going to take things that far, there’s no sense stopping there. It might as well be a glowing squirrel powered by the sun. I have no idea why you need one exactly, but no lawn is complete without some ridiculously pointless lawn accessory. It helps if you paid an amount so shameful you start muttering your response when people ask how much it was. Which means this is perfect. It’ll cost you $55 from GreenCulture.