Now this is the clock you teach the great lesson to your children with. Violence makes the noise stop. Actually, that’s the speech you should give your kids right before they get married. You can reinforce that knowledge at a young age though with this clock. Mr. Bump was originally in Roger Handgreaves’ Mr. Men children’s book series. When Mr. Bump goes off at the preset time in the morning, just toss him against the wall. He’ll stop all that obnoxious noise from that. You can purchase him for £10 or about $15.