If you’re still clinging to those silly old fashioned pencils, you might need something to sharpen them with. Of course you could always write with a pen or a mechanical pencil and you’d never need a pencil sharpener. Just shove the dull pencil into the dog’s rear end and you will have a freshly sharpened pencil. If you are more of a cat lover, they also have a cat version of the sharpener. The dog comes with his own doggy basket. It also, when the pencil is pushed into the sharpener, begins to bark. You can pick it up for $14.99 from Perpetual Kid.