Do you seriously need a lighter that comes in the shape of a machine gun, as well as a laser scope that functions as an actual laser pointer? We think that this is one thing that will never make its way on board a flight. After all, you certainly won’t need a laser pointer to show you exactly where the cigarette in your mouth needs to be lighted, right? Guess this is the perfect fodder for chain-smoking folks who make frequent business presentations. Perhaps the next time you pull this out from your coat pocket, security might take you down before you even get the chance to point towards your projected slideshow. Would you risk that for $7.99?