A Sensory Assault Alarm Clock, eh? No matter how heavy a sleeper you are and if you’ve had a really rough night out, drinking much more than you can remember, perhaps this Sensory Assault Alarm Clock is able to do the job of getting you out of bed. It not only relies on a 85 high-decibel sound, but uses flashing lights as well as a bed-shaking vibration pad to make sure you get out of bed. The alarm clock itself is hooked up to a lamp that will turn on and off automatically in tandem with the alarm. Nice to see that for $69.95 a pop, you will an easy-to-read LCD display and the all important snooze button. Definitely the clock for singles only.