How wacky can your umbrella get? Well, it certainly can’t get any crazier than the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella, featuring a handle that looks like a samurai sword, but the only thing it deflects are rain drops from getting you wet. The push button opening makes it easy to flick the entire thing open in one smooth movement in a way only a samurai can, but we’re not too sure whether the hilt is worth paying $29.99 for where everything else about the umbrella is normal…