Giant Scissors have no point in life

by edwin - on February 12th, 2009

Isn’t it sad when there is no reason for one’s existence? We think the Giant Scissors you see here can identify with that – it is a 15.5″ long pair of plastic scissors that can’t even cut a paper in half despite looking as though it could lop off your head with one clean snip. Perfect for that scissor juggling act, but not so good when you’re trying to officiate an event by cutting the ribbon. The Giant Scissors will retail for $3.95, and we’re pretty sure despite being made out of plastic, you won’t be able to carry this with you on the airplane even if you wanted to.

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