Want to disappoint a kid who is looking forward to receiving a professional gamer certified mouse for his/her birthday? That’s pretty easy to do – just pony up $17 and present the USB Aircraft Mouse, only to see the little one bawl his/her eyes and lungs out. It comes in a highly unergonomic form factor, whether for flying purposes or for everyday use in front of a computer. You also have five garish designs to choose from, including camouflage print (for those who prefer jungle-based missions). The USB Aircraft Mouse plugs into your computer’s USB port and has a resolution of 800 dpi, not exactly the amount a budding professional gamer would like to take advantage of in an intense deathmatch.