Why would a geek need a pen in the first place? Oh yeah, to place his John Hancock on a multi-million dollar deal. Why not go ahead with the Ultimate Geek Pen that not only offers you a ballpoint pen, but twist it the other way and you will also benefit from a stylus tip that can be used with touchscreen devices including cell phones and handheld consoles. Handy only if you’re prone to losing stylii, but the addition of a laser pointer does help its cause in keeping those who make presentations well-equipped. Heck, you can even make use of the flashlight and UV light to check for your dropped stylus under the dark recesses of a table or see if the bank note you received is authentic or not. The Ultimate Geek Pen can be yours for $9.95.